SATIRE – Local Adventist So Bored He’s Reading Church Manual
PORTLAND, Oregon — Cabin fever reached a new high today for local Adventist Booker Powell, who took to social media to complain about a bad flu. Powell told worn-out friends he felt more cooped up at home than he did as a teen, in his academy dorm room, after curfew, on a Saturday night. Exasperated […]
