SATIRE: Loma Linda Promotes Food Pyramid Made Up Entirely of Big Franks
Loma Linda, Calif. — Nutritionists at Loma Linda University claiming to have discovered the ideal human diet have revealed a new recommended food pyramid. Instead of the pyramid consisting of different portions of grains, fruits, vegetables and legumes, the whole thing is made up of Big Franks. “Balance is overrated,” said Loma Linda spokesperson Mar […]
